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Vampires at the Mall

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*Larten, Arra, Kurda, Gavner and Mika are at the mall*
(Larten and Arra are like the parents)
Kurda: I WANT ICE CREAMS!!!!!!
Larten: We will get to you, Kurda.
Gavner: I wanted those sick gloves at Claires!!!
Larten: Calm your tits, Gavner
Gavner: Otays.
Mika: I wanted that red headband!! I need a new one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arra: Now remember, Mika and Gavner, we are only here because Kurda got a A+ on his test at school. We can leave if you three are not behaving!
Mika/Gavner: Sorry. *Sighs* Thank-you, Kurda.
Kurda: >:3 You're welcome!!!
Larten: Who wants to go to Kernles??
Gavner/Kurda: YYEEAAHH!!!!
Mika: No.
Arra: Ok!!! Let's go!!!
*At the Kernels stand*
Gavner: I want the rainbow kind!!!!
Kurda: I want the Dora the Explorer popcorn bucket!!! IT HAS THE MAP ON IT!!!! HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arra: *Wispers to Larten* He really is. Kurda has about three days worth of recordings of the map asking "Where do we go next?". And when ever the map shows up, he squeals and sings along with him.
Larten: 0_o
Arra: What kind of popcorn do you want with that, Kurda?
Kurda: THAT KIND!! *Points to another kid's popcorn*
Larten: Okay, but you can't have his. It's not for sale.
Kurda: Oh otays.
Larten: What kind do you want, Mika? Do you want the dill pickle flavor?
Mika: No.
Larten: By no you mean yes?
Mika: Yes.
Larten:Okay.*Says to cashier* That will be two small bags of popcorn, one with the rainbow popcorn, and the other with dillpickle flavored. And one of the Dora the Explorer buckets filed with plain flavored.
Casheir: That'll be fifteen seventy-five.
Larten: Oh, I only have five dollars left from when I bought Kurda that map-making kit. What about you, Arra?
Arra: Yeah I have enough. *Pays casheir*
Casheir: *Gives them popcorns*
Kurda: YYAAYYSS!
Gavner: Ahh...Ahh..*Sneezes on popcorn* I'll trade you some of my popcorn for some of your kind,Kurda!
Kurda: NO!! This one is MINE! you wanted that!!
Mika: Can we go in there? *Points to Spencers*
Arra: Uhh...no. Let's go find another store...
Larten: I'll take Arra there later >:)
Arra:...Let's just finish our popcorn and leave.
Gavner/Mika/Kurda: Awwwww...Otays...
It's time to go to the mall !! :D
I sorta made so Arra and Larten are the parents, and the rest are little kids. Sorry that this one isn't very long :(

Larten Crepsley, Arra Sails, Kurda Smahlt, Gavner Purl, Mika Ver Leth - Belong to Darren Shan
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theghostwriter21's avatar
Hilarious XD left me in tears